I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

[Mich the Tester]

I had a dump at the gym yesterday evening. Is that wrong?

[d000hg]

The apricots won't be appearing on the shopping list again anytime soon. But a gherkin is a must, after work, straight out the fridge.

As in the giant American ones the size of a courgette? Are you pregnant again?

I had a dump at the gym yesterday evening. Is that wrong?

Given the weirdness that is a man's gym changing room, who knows.

[bless 'em all]

I had a dump at the gym yesterday evening. Is that wrong?

Yes.

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Given the weirdness that is a man's gym changing room, who knows.

Yes.

HTH

I didn't dump in the changing room bog; I went to the 'healthy living café' bog, which has a full range of toiletries provided.

[d000hg]

I didn't dump in the changing room bog; I went to the 'healthy living café' bog, which has a full range of toiletries provided.

Toilet paper AND soap?

[MaryPoppins]

I had a dump at the gym yesterday evening. Is that wrong?

No! Toilets are for pooping in.

As in the giant American ones the size of a courgette? Are you pregnant again?

I'm not fussy on size, but prefer the smaller, crunchier ones. How on earth could I be preggers?

[bless 'em all]

I prefer wet-wipes.

[Mich the Tester]

Toilet paper AND soap?

Of course, and various exotic creams for face and hands and a rack of clean, fluffy towels.

[Mich the Tester]

Taking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.

You could have lit a match.

So if I'm not allowed a 'full on' dump in a public convenience, should I do a half dump and then clench my arse to hold the second (or third) log back, then leave that somewhere else, in a sort of ' distributed solution mode'?

[d000hg]

How on earth could I be preggers?

I'd have thought after having a kid, you'd know how it works by now.