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Oi chubber, let him who hath without sin cob the first brick! ;-)Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjeez. The Japanese whaling fleet have reported a change of course. get out of the water. Now !

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I make a joke about Churchill being mistaken for being a beached whale. He misses it. You get it.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Poster..
the whoosh is on you son
Yep, all on me.
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under water my bum sounds like a mermaid singing morrissey, not a whale.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi chubber, let him who hath without sin cob the first brick! ;-)
unless i had a curry the night before.(\__/)
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You really are a clueless fuqwit, no wonder you get all the choice projects to screw up.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI make a joke about Churchill being mistaken for being a beached whale. He misses it. You get it.
Yep, all on me.
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Try real ale to shift down a couple of octaves - works for me.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postunder water my bum sounds like a mermaid singing morrissey, not a whale.
unless i had a curry the night before.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostTry real ale to shift down a couple of octaves - works for me.
hiya luv. where have you been(\__/)
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+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Whoooshety woooosh.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou really are a clueless fuqwit, no wonder you get all the choice projects to screw up.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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DittoOriginally posted by Zippy View PostMumsnet

I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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