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Not sure. If everytime you ran out of stuff to do that put you inside IR35 then everyone on here would be inside as they clearly have nothing better to do than post on here.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll beOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostNot sure. If everytime you ran out of stuff to do that put you inside IR35 then everyone on here would be inside as they clearly have nothing better to do than post on here.
under the boardwalk(\__/)
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I'm on me 'olidays! Just been swimming in the Atlantic and now relaxing while the Mrs has a shower before dinner.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNot sure. If everytime you ran out of stuff to do that put you inside IR35 then everyone on here would be inside as they clearly have nothing better to do than post on here.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm on me 'olidayvs! Just been swimming in the Atlantic and now relaxing while the Mrs has a shower before dinner.
Boy do you have some explaining to do!!!Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm on me 'olidays! Just been swimming in the Atlantic and now relaxing while the Mrs has a shower before dinner.My anal cavity resonates at exactly the same frequency as some cetaceans navigation sonar, so easily explained. I farted in the sea!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Churchill View PostMy anal cavity detonates at exactly the same frequency as some cetaceans navigation sonar, so easily explained. I farted in the sea!Comment
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And, wait for it ..... here it comes .........Originally posted by Churchill View PostMy anal cavity resonates at exactly the same frequency as some cetaceans navigation sonar, so easily explained. I farted in the sea!
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
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jeez. The Japanese whaling fleet have reported a change of course. get out of the water. Now !Originally posted by Churchill View PostMy anal cavity resonates at exactly the same frequency as some cetaceans navigation sonar, so easily explained. I farted in the sea!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjeez. The Japanese whaling fleet have reported a change of course. get out of the water. Now !

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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOn a blanket with my baby is where I'll be
under the boardwalkOriginally posted by wikipediaThe lyric describes a tryst between a man and his beloved in a seaside town, who plan to privately meet "out of the sun" and out of sight from everyone else under a boardwalk.
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