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[EternalOptimist]

er..

the whoosh is on you son

[Churchill]

jeez. The Japanese whaling fleet have reported a change of course. get out of the water. Now !

Oi chubber, let him who hath without sin cob the first brick! ;-)

[suityou01]

er..

the whoosh is on you son

I make a joke about Churchill being mistaken for being a beached whale. He misses it. You get it.

Yep, all on me.

[EternalOptimist]

Oi chubber, let him who hath without sin cob the first brick! ;-)

under water my bum sounds like a mermaid singing morrissey, not a whale.

unless i had a curry the night before.

[Churchill]

I make a joke about Churchill being mistaken for being a beached whale. He misses it. You get it.

Yep, all on me.

You really are a clueless fuqwit, no wonder you get all the choice projects to screw up.

[Zippy]

under water my bum sounds like a mermaid singing morrissey, not a whale.

unless i had a curry the night before.

Try real ale to shift down a couple of octaves - works for me.

[EternalOptimist]

Try real ale to shift down a couple of octaves - works for me.

hiya luv. where have you been

[Zippy]

hiya luv. where have you been

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[suityou01]

You really are a clueless fuqwit, no wonder you get all the choice projects to screw up.

Whoooshety woooosh.

[Pogle]

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Ditto