Offside Rule Explained for women

[amcdonald]

I just want the frigging shoes. No one gets in the way of shoes I want. Can I shove the woman in front of me out of the way?

Couldn't you stab her with your heels ?

[Mich the Tester]

Couldn't you stab her with your heels ?

Definite no-no, unless the victim's French and the ref's unsighted.

[mudskipper]

Biting's allowed, right? I saw it on the telly.

[SimonMac]

Biting's allowed, right? I saw it on the telly.

Only if you kiss it better afterwards

[SimonMac]

An internal examination may provide some temporary relief, but nothing replaces a pretty pair of shoes.

What about an internal examination in a new pair of shoes? I think that would be both our fantasy's fulfilled lol!