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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    ....what three words would close friends and family use to describe you?
    Thank f**k. Pillock.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Come on you bunch of bastards. Take it seriously!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Mayday, mayday, may...
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Told you so.

          Not a description per se.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            When I applied for WWTBAM I had to say what 3 words my friends would use to describe me. Can't remember what I went for, will dig it out...

            Edit: sociable, determined, adventurous

            Not sure any of those are particularly true!
            Um. What is WWTBAM? I think that sounds spot on though?
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Um. What is WWTBAM? I think that sounds spot on though?
              who wants to be a millionaire - went for an audition, but got trounced by people who were more sociable, adventurous and determined...

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                #17
                Misread the thread title. Dying of something nasty? I'll fly into a hill, fck the last words and likely family will say 'thank fck'.

                Nobody's gonna be wiping my arse for me in my declining days they can scrape off a hill instead.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  who wants to be a millionaire - went for an audition, but got trounced by people who were more sociable, adventurous and determined...
                  Did you! Blimey.

                  I thought it was something like: 'World Wide Tits Bottom And Muff' [competition]
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Geek, Maverick, Zombies!
                    Doing the needful since 1827

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                      #20
                      So what about you, Poppings? What's your three?

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