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25 September 2013, 08:57

iPhone 5S owners now using their NIPPLES to unlock the device's fingerprint scanner | Mail Online

First it was the paw of a cat, then it was a man's toe. Now, the latest body part being used to unlock Apple's iPhone 5S fingerprint scanner is a nipple.

A number of videos have appeared online that appear to show male and female nipples being pressed onto the phone's TouchID sensor.

The capacitive sensor can be used with any skin part, as long as a heartbeat and body temperature can be detected, to unlock the device.

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25 September 2013, 09:24

I hope that catches on, as long as they update iOS7 to break the fingerprinting tech if it detects saggy boobs

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25 September 2013, 09:26

What was that old joke about using a dictaphone?
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25 September 2013, 09:29

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What was that old joke about using a dictaphone?

I went into Curry's and asked for a dictaphone.

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25 September 2013, 09:30

Are they going to introduce a iPhone mini and a Phablet device depending on your bra size?

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