In my short time on here....

[Lucifer Box]

the meal came to around the £85 mark (the wine was around £25), the fish was urm....let me think....ffs I can't remember......it wasn't the highlight of the evening....the point is I didn't need the meal for the jump to happen, it would have happened ether way.....

Should have stayed at home then!! Unless, of course, your £85 made the difference between letting yourself in through the front door or making your way around to the rear entrance when you got home.

[n5gooner]

Should have stayed at home then!! Unless, of course, your £85 made the difference between letting yourself in through the front door or making your way around to the rear entrance when you got home.

well now you come to mention it....prehaps the meal did make the difference then.....

[Phoenix]

Bike pump. She turned up in a pair of exceedingly tight shorts which made me reach for the smelling salts briefly. Potentially a fantasy straight out of the American Beauty genre...

Fat thighs has done a runner. Rest of the players here are fat middle-aged mums and blue-rinses. Acorn 5 and all that...

hyperD in "Dirty Old Man" mode

So the ol' lady has done a runner?
You lucky boy "Home alone" with tight bike shorts visiting

[Lucifer Box]

well now you come to mention it....prehaps the meal did make the difference then.....

Good man. Now that's something you can put a value on.