In my short time on here....

[n5gooner]

Abraham Lincoln Rhyme

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his dick in hand. he said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."

[n5gooner]

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

[Phoenix]

11. HyperD wan*s on his curtains

[The Lone Gunman]

Bye Bye.

[n5gooner]

off to LR

[Lucifer Box]

8. Mailman, besides being an idiot, laughs at his own jokes.

To be fair, nobody else is likely to. Unless, of course, you mean Mailman is a joke, in which case you have hit the nail on the head.

[meridian]

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.

Ahhh, Ivor Biggun!!

Some folks like a pussy, a budgie or a tit
Some take up with a Spaniel pup
That fills up the house with [woof, woof] tulip
Myself now I keep chickens
And I've a favourite one
He's Dick my little cockerel
And I don't know where he's gone

[Chorus]
Has anyone seen my cock
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning
And he gives my wife a shock [scream]
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen my cock

He's a stiff necked little upstart
And I've known him all my life
He's my pride and pleasure
And a torment to my wife
Sometimes he's magnificent
And sometimes small and thin
But he puffs up like a pigeon
When you tickle him under the chin

Chorus

He has two enormous wattles hanging down
They're the best you'll ever find
Madam, you may stroke him if you like
If you feel that way inclined
Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though

Chorus x 2

Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen his cock

[Lucifer Box]

11. HyperD wan*s on his curtains

At least that's better than xinetd.d, who w@nks on other people's curtains.

[The Lone Gunman]

Mods are slow today, wonder what they can be doing? Clownio will know!

[lORD lUCAN]

At least that's better than xinetd.d, who w@nks on other people's curtains.

SASguru sold his curtains, they were an uneccessary depriciating assett in an extremely volatile market But i dare say he wanked on em first !!