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Never upset your parents
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
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So there's the other sane parents on this planet.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Yeah, that's going to win them the love they're looking for from their children."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYeah, that's going to win them the love they're looking for from their children.
Revenge, pure and simple whilst still in a position of power.
Power to the parents.Comment
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Originally posted by alluvial View PostWho's llooking for love?
Revenge, pure and simple whilst still in a position of power.
Power to the parents."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI can see the adverts now, "Is the lust of a worthy adversary driving you mad? Worry no more, have children!"Comment
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Originally posted by alluvial View PostI tell you, my kids are definitely worthy adversaries. (tulip, too many beers, have I spelt that right?)
Look I'm only one beer in, an hour ahead, feel like an used easyjet seat, and badly in need of a shower after all of today's travel. Now I'm asking you, why is procreation growing around the globe when we're our own worst enemy?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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