Farting Risk Analysis

[DaveB]

If you let rip whilst seated, the toilet bowl provides an impressive amplification effect.

Ladies of the female persuasion have more opportunities for that.

[MaryPoppins]

Ladies of the female persuasion have more opportunities for that.

After a pretty crap day, this thread has cheered me no end. Particularly Mudskipper

[mudskipper]

After a pretty crap day, this thread has cheered me no end. Particularly Mudskipper

Jolly good. Farting is one of my specialist topics.

[DaveB]

After a pretty crap day, this thread has cheered me no end. Particularly Mudskipper

Care to share? Not because I care, but it would make the rest of us feel better to know we've not had as crap a day as you



BTW the technical term for Option Two is Crop Dusting.

[Mich the Tester]

Well I've just had some sprouts; this will benefit me in that it keeps the bed warm as I lie alone in my lodgings, but it puts me under some pressure to release all the gases during the night to prevent ghastly emissions in the office tomorrow morning. Or maybe I should save them all up for tomorrow.

[DaveB]

Well I've just had some sprouts; this will benefit me in that it keeps the bed warm as I lie alone in my lodgings, but it puts me under some pressure to release all the gases during the night to prevent ghastly emissions in the office tomorrow morning. Or maybe I should save them all up for tomorrow.

Do you cycle to the office?

If so save them and use them as supplementary propulsion on the way in in the morning.

[MaryPoppins]

Care to share? Not because I care, but it would make the rest of us feel better to know we've not had as crap a day as you

No, I've done too much sharing recently. All's well now though; the PJs are on.

Well I've just had some sprouts; this will benefit me in that it keeps the bed warm as I lie alone in my lodgings

Christ alive. I could go right off you.

[Mich the Tester]

Do you cycle to the office?

If so save them and use them as supplementary propulsion on the way in in the morning.

I do indeed; 12 kms, a quick blast to get the systems fired up for the day.

If I'm not mistaken I've just let go a little hors d'oeuvre that gives a taste of the night's offerings; I think I'll sleep with the window open.

[Mich the Tester]

No, I've done too much sharing recently. All's well now though; the PJs are on.



Christ alive. I could go right off you.

There are some advantages to sleeping in lodgings in a place of catholic pilgrimage near clientco;

1 Unrestricted snoring without fear of elbows smashing my ribs

2 Unrestricted farting without fear of the silent but deadly female revenge

3 The priest in the next room can probably hear all the farts and snores but he knows it's the human condition, that I too am a creation of his God and he must accept it; besides, he's a jolly chap who shares a drinky and a chuckle with this heathen farter some evenings

[MaryPoppins]

There are some advantages to sleeping in lodgings in a place of catholic pilgrimage near clientco;

1 Unrestricted snoring without fear of elbows smashing my ribs

2 Unrestricted farting without fear of the silent but deadly female revenge

3 The priest in the next room can probably hear all the farts and snores but he knows it's the human condition, that I too am a creation of his God and he must accept it; besides, he's a jolly chap who shares a drinky and a chuckle with this heathen farter some evenings

N'night

I can't give you any positive rep, so