So first day back eating healthy and exercising....

**SimonMac** · 15 September 2013, 23:58

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

**SimonMac** · 16 September 2013, 01:13

Haven't had a single blowjob since being admitted to hospital, porn had a lot to answer for!!!

**FiveTimes** · 16 September 2013, 05:53

Why have you been admitted ?

**mudskipper** · 16 September 2013, 06:09

Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Why have you been admitted ?

Feeling hot, sweating, raised heart rate and breathlessness?

That's what happens when you exercise.

**MarillionFan** · 16 September 2013, 06:23

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Feeling hot, sweating, raised heart rate and breathlessness?

That's what happens when you exercise.

Or what happens to the ladies when I walk into the room.

**SimonMac** · 16 September 2013, 06:24

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Or what happens to the ladies when I walk into the room.

Fear?

**MarillionFan** · 16 September 2013, 06:25

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Fear?

Oh is that why you're in hospital. Someone tried to give you a salad.

**BrilloPad** · 16 September 2013, 07:03

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

Thats because the pretty nurses can see you are a perv.

**TheFaQQer** · 16 September 2013, 08:13

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

Brace yourself for when he suggests a hernia check, followed by a prostate check

So first day back eating healthy and exercising....