So first day back eating healthy and exercising....

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vetran replied

16 September 2013, 08:29
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

He drew the short straw?

what is up with you apart from lust?
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TheFaQQer replied

16 September 2013, 08:13
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

Brace yourself for when he suggests a hernia check, followed by a prostate check
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BrilloPad replied

16 September 2013, 07:03
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!

Thats because the pretty nurses can see you are a perv.
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MarillionFan replied

16 September 2013, 06:25
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Fear?

Oh is that why you're in hospital. Someone tried to give you a salad.
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SimonMac replied

16 September 2013, 06:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Or what happens to the ladies when I walk into the room.

Fear?
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MarillionFan replied

16 September 2013, 06:23
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Feeling hot, sweating, raised heart rate and breathlessness?

That's what happens when you exercise.

Or what happens to the ladies when I walk into the room.
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mudskipper replied

16 September 2013, 06:09
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Why have you been admitted ?

Feeling hot, sweating, raised heart rate and breathlessness?

That's what happens when you exercise.
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FiveTimes replied

16 September 2013, 05:53
Why have you been admitted ?
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SimonMac replied

16 September 2013, 01:13
Haven't had a single blowjob since being admitted to hospital, porn had a lot to answer for!!!
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SimonMac replied

15 September 2013, 23:58
Bloody typical, ward full of pretty nurses and I get the one bloke on duty!!!
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SimonMac started a topic So first day back eating healthy and exercising....

15 September 2013, 23:44
So first day back eating healthy and exercising....

And I end up in St James Hospital!
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