Fuuuming

[AtW]

Sounds like a few letters. Daily Mail Financial would be a good one for some extra compensation.

WHS

Start writing immediately -

"Dear Deidre...

[MaryPoppins]

WHS

Start writing immediately -

"Dear Deidre...

I can't deal with all the paparazzi. Not after last time.

[BrilloPad]

I can't deal with all the paparazzi. Not after last time.

What last time?

[MaryPoppins]

What last time?

I could really have you here

[Ticktock]

As part of getting the mortgage I have to get a current account with them.

Who's are you going to get? Will it be MP's?

[alluvial]

I wonder if it's too much to hope that they've lost my mortgage account?

[mudskipper]

Who's are you going to get? Will it be MP's?

[BrilloPad]

I could really have you here

I hope you did not mean that the way it came across. Actually I hope you did mean it.

Who's are you going to get? Will it be MP's?

I was hoping for DimPrawn's actually. Though rather than the £500k he claims to have I suspect it would be 500p.

[NotAllThere]

They've offered me £20.

I did explain that half a pair of semi decent shoes probably wouldn't cover losing my savings and sanity.

Hold out for £35 so you can use that shoe site that's being advertised.

[minestrone]

This is a regulatory **** up of on a fairly significant level. You would be getting more than 20 quid If you were shouting "I'll be phoning the FSA in the morning dead" or rather "I'll be getting my butler..."