They never saw this coming....

[bobspud]

I'm thinking of emigrating from London to Dorset. Too many foreigners in London

Just as long as you understand that when you get down there you will be viewed as one of them foreigners too

[Doggy Styles]

Originally Posted by scooterscot:
Or is your skills English lacking?

I suppose the irony is lost on you.

[d000hg]

Try to move then. You'll soon find no one wants a mediocre youngster.

If I had a mediocre youngster to offer I guess I would find that.

I could walk into a choice of roles, contract or permanent, in Germany tomorrow, in a range of cities.
I'm not joking about that.

I don't think anyone wants a mediocre old fart.

Even if you could trick someone into hiring you, it's pretty pathetic to go back into employment just to be allowed in.

[DimPrawn]

Australia isn't cheap any more, so that's very difficult for most people.

As a matter of interest, you've been the most vociferous would-be emigree for years on here, so why are you still here?

Wife didn't want to emigrate, now divorced and my lad lives with his mum. So it wasn't for the want of trying.

[scooterscot]

I suppose the irony is lost on you.

You started it.

[sasguru]

You started it.

Yes as I thought, it was. irony is hard concept to grasp for dumbkopfs.

[sasguru]

If I had a mediocre youngster to offer I guess I would find that.

I don't think anyone wants a mediocre old fart.

Even if you could trick someone into hiring you, it's pretty pathetic to go back into employment just to be allowed in.

Back in your box, Mr average.

[scooterscot]

I could walk into a choice of roles, contract or permanent, in Germany tomorrow, in a range of cities.
I'm not joking about that.

In your dreams

They just have no time for the unwashed illiterate.

[DodgyAgent]

Currently only an elderly relative

Your twin sister/brother?

[scooterscot]

Yes as I thought, it was. irony is hard concept to grasp for dumbkopfs.

It's "Irony" "is a?"

And it's not "hard" it's "difficult"

Gosh, I thought you were articulate? I know Deutsch teenagers with a better grasp of your language.