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I'd rather top myself."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Jeez I was joking. You live in something smaller than that?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYes it's bigger, but apparently, a whole lot less better. A logarithmic scale (don't ask) could not capture the difference between the two.


Congrats on mastering the log scale BTW, that must have been a significant achievement for you.Hard Brexit now!
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My aspirations must be really low, I don't have a car. It's the u-bahn & poverty wagon all the way for me.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt's not for me to judge (although of course it is really), but it strikes me that if you're buying a car to aspire to be something, you're aspiring to a twat, in which case you probably already are a twat, so the purchase is pointless."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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You'd never catching me driving a Bavarian Motor Wagon,Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou're seriously building a case for "poor me I only earn £50k, I can barely keep the BMW on the road"?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Even smaller than that, it's awful about 15sqmOriginally posted by sasguru View PostJeez I was joking. You live in something smaller than that?


Congrats on mastering the log scale BTW, that must have been a significant achievement for you."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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No I guess not, a moderately decent one would be half your yearly take home..Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYou'd never catching me driving a Bavarian Motor Wagon,Hard Brexit now!
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Even with his 10% tax rate?Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo I guess not, a moderately decent one would be half your yearly take home..Comment
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"A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure. " - Daily TelegraphOriginally posted by scooterscot View PostMy aspirations must be really low, I don't have a car. It's the u-bahn & poverty wagon all the way for me.
Seriously if you live in a city and don't need a car don't have one.
I have a crap car and it's much better for living in a city as I don't have to worry about someone scratching it when I leave it parked. My garage was telling me about the Jags etc they get in where someone has damaged them and run off."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Gosh you make it sound like I work for money, how awful.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo I guess not, a moderately decent one would be half your yearly take home.."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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It beats working for peanuts.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGosh you make it sound like I work for money, how awful.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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