Life keeps you in check

**Mordac** · 1 August 2006, 13:58

Originally posted by Andyw

when you're 20 ish, you want to learn the ropes and get the well paid job, porsche, big house, lots of girls and dream of when you're 40 you can retire, when you get to 30ish you have the well paid job, house and porsche trophy wife but still not satisfied, when you get to 40ish you have to start all over again because you lost it all due to something in life like a divorce, illness or big income tax bill and you realise that it's not that simple and why did you bother in the first place, .......can anyone in their 50's take over ?

Nope, they're all dead.

**sasguru** · 1 August 2006, 13:59

Originally posted by Andyw

when you're 20 ish, you want to learn the ropes and get the well paid job, porsche, big house, lots of girls and dream of when you're 40 you can retire, when you get to 30ish you have the well paid job, house and porsche trophy wife but still not satisfied, when you get to 40ish you have to start all over again because you lost it all due to something in life like a divorce, illness or big income tax bill and you realise that it's not that simple and why did you bother in the first place, .......can anyone in their 50's take over ?

It's not life. It just YOUR life, loser.

**DimPrawn** · 1 August 2006, 14:02

Forget the "job", become a business, hire the Porsche and shag someone elses trophy wife.

HTH

**NickIT** · 1 August 2006, 14:06

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Forget the "job", become a business, hire the Porsche and shag someone elses trophy wife.

HTH

That is the correct motorcycle!

**Andyw** · 1 August 2006, 14:06

Originally posted by sasguru

It's not life. It just YOUR life, loser.

Oh I see piss guru is on form today

**AlfredJPruffock** · 1 August 2006, 14:42

Originally posted by Andyw

when you're 20 ish, you want to learn the ropes and get the well paid job, porsche, big house, lots of girls and dream of when you're 40 you can retire, when you get to 30ish you have the well paid job, house and porsche trophy wife but still not satisfied, when you get to 40ish you have to start all over again because you lost it all due to something in life like a divorce, illness or big income tax bill and you realise that it's not that simple and why did you bother in the first place, .......can anyone in their 50's take over ?

Aye Andy

Very True.

The only answer is ....

Down in the Jungle living in a tent
Dont use money dont pay rent
Dont even know the time but you dont mind

When your pile ..is on the wane
You dont complain ...of robbery

Whats the use of worrying ...no use !
Whats the use of hurrying ... no use !

WHATS THE USE OF ANYTHING?

**Wonderstuff** · 1 August 2006, 21:46

How about I drive your porsche through your house whilst banging your trophy wife?

**expat** · 2 August 2006, 08:04

American Express tried an ad that expressed the changing ages:
Age 17, ambition: buy suit.
Age 35, ambition: buy handmade suit.
Age 52, ambition: burn suit.

I felt I understood that, from my own experience:
age 22, apply for American Express card (invited to reapply later in life).
age 37, accept pre-approved American Express Gold Card.
age 51, close American Express account.

**Andyw** · 2 August 2006, 08:10

Originally posted by expat

American Express tried an ad that expressed the changing ages:
Age 17, ambition: buy suit.
Age 35, ambition: buy handmade suit.
Age 52, ambition: burn suit.

I felt I understood that, from my own experience:
age 22, apply for American Express card (invited to reapply later in life).
age 37, accept pre-approved American Express Gold Card.
age 51, close American Express account.

How very true, I was given a platinum card "wow by invitation only" only to find that it has no more spending power than a green or gold card, when I decided to spend more than my monthly profile/limit, it got reffered to Amex ! who then said they needed bank refs etc !!! so much for no questions asked spending power !

Life keeps you in check