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    #11
    Originally posted by evilagent View Post
    Now turn to hymn 123, and sing ......

    Onward christian soldiers
    Marching as to war
    Thats not very PC. Try this :-

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Christ will be our light;
    See, the heav’nly vision
    Breaks upon our sight!
    Out of death’s enslavement
    Christ has set us free,
    On then to salvation,
    Hope and liberty.

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Christ will be our light;
    See, the heav’nly vision
    Breaks upon our sight!

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Up the rocky way,
    Where the dying Saviour
    Bids us watch and pray.
    Through the darkened valley
    Walk with those who mourn,
    Share the pain and anger,
    Share the promised dawn!

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Christ will be our light;
    See, the heav’nly vision
    Breaks upon our sight!

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    In the early dawn;
    Earth’s great seal is broken,
    Life and hope reborn!
    Faith in resurrection
    Strengthens pilgrims’ hearts,
    Ev’ry load is lightened,
    Ev’ry fear departs.

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Christ will be our light;
    See, the heav’nly vision
    Breaks upon our sight!

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Hearts and voices raise,
    Till the whole creation
    Echoes perfect praise:
    Swords are turned to ploughshares,
    Pride and envy cease,
    Truth embraces justice,
    Hope resolves in peace.

    Onward, Christian pilgrims,
    Christ will be our light;
    See, the heav’nly vision
    Breaks upon our sight!

    HTH

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      No, the black man hanging from the tree.
      Not black. He is Syrian. And so are all the guys under the hoods.

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        #13
        Atheism is the way forward





        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          One thing that all the images here have in common, all the blokes are wearing funny things on their 'eads





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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            ... then why not convert to Christianity?
            Those who do that risk being killed much quicker than otherwise.

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              One thing that all the images here have in common, all the blokes are wearing funny things on their 'eads


              Glad you mentioned that, we've decided to get ready:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                The Middle-East countries are sorting themselves out, you must remember that they're living in our equivalent of the middle-ages
                Quite. Religion and societies in different nations are at very different points and change takes generations. Islam is probably no worse than Christianity was 200+ years ago and some day it will probably moderate. Much of Africa is still centuries behind Europe, but that will probably improve too, provided world overpopulation and food/fuel shortages don't kill off improvement everywhere.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  ... then why not convert to Pastafarianism? Fundamentalists, particularly Muslims, only want to fight and only seem to be happy with a brutal dictator who can suppress democracy.

                  Much like Africa really.

                  Pastafarianism is the way forward for peace, be touched by his noodly appendage.
                  FTFY
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    ... then why not convert to Christianity? Muslims, particularly arabs, only want to fight and only seem to be happy with a brutal dictator who can suppress democracy.

                    Much like Africa really.

                    Christianity is the way forward for peace.
                    On the contrary. I'm afraid its good christians that have caused much of this strife historically. There is most definitely no solution to any of this mess that involves religion of any faith apart perhaps Buddhism. More importantly,
                    if we reap what we so, then you only have to look at the mess we have caused in Northern Ireland to see the biblical scale of the **** up in the middle east. It was almost like we had a little practice on them before we did a proper job out there and even that little foray ended with over 200 years of sectarian violence... Whatever is coming back from our ancestors actions is going to be a long time passing.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      ... then why not convert to Christianity? Muslims, particularly arabs, only want to fight and only seem to be happy with a brutal dictator who can suppress democracy.

                      Much like Africa really.

                      Christianity is the way forward for peace.
                      There are plenty of Arabs who, nominally at least, are Christian.

                      But shame on you on giving the knee-jerk irrational anti-religiousnists reasons to start spewing their barely-understood recycled arguments.

                      Here's a hat for the preachers of Dawkinism.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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