Want to earn some pin money?

[DaveB]

I gave it try once but public transport let me down for my appointment.

The first time I came on the bus, the second time I missed the tube.

Is this you DP?

[DimPrawn]

Well it looks like me, but I'm not saying anything more without my brief.

[Board Game Geek]

It's only a matter of time before someone so accused, with the aid of a very persuasive barrister, argues that "The Defendant was merely exercising his personal right to self-gratification. That the fact that there were onlookers, nay, voyeurs, in the immediate proximity, should have no bearing on the Defendant's human right to pleasure himself accordingly.

Furthermore M'lud, the Defendant wishes to claim damages for intrusion of privacy from the aforementioned voyeurs, one of whom, on such an occassion, took a personal photograph of the Defendant, rampant erectus, without the Defendant's consent, and proceeded to make the picture freely available to all and sundry on the medium known as the Internet.

Quite clearly, my Defendant, after the ridicule and embarrassment of having his private parts ridiculed by the public, has suffered from considerable low self-esteem, and has been unable to maintain his, ahem, rigidity for such purpose of self-gratification since the affair.

M'Lud : "Ah, yes, a terrible thing indeed. I hereby acquit the accused of any wrong-doing, apart from "littering" in a public place, which carries a maximum sentence of 160 hours of masturbation in the public community."

[Paddy]

[QUOTE=Board Game Geek]

Furthermore M'lud, the Defendant wishes to claim damages for intrusion of privacy from the aforementioned voyeurs, one of whom, on such an occassion, took a personal photograph of the Defendant, rampant erectus, QUOTE]


Strange but true, the legal definition of rampant erectus is if it is greater than the angle of the Mull of Kintyre.