Btw who or what is AndyW? Couldn't help but notice it's on a lot of unrelated polls in other threads! 
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I have finished my studies and I'm looking for work. If anyone's interested:
- I make excellent coffee.
- I'm ethically flexible. Very open-minded.
- I live within my means, no financial risks, no gambling.
- I don't have a religion, so no sneaky conversion attempts.
- I buy the first round.
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I think they make too much noise (*), possibly more android like, plus the only orifices that I've ever seen are either the wrong shape or there is no way I would put any sensitive part of my body inOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes a furby count as a robot?
I did watch a program once where a bloke had a sexual relationship with a number of toy trains 
(*) for some reason I have 2 in my office which have been there for around 10 years and every now and then, they'll let out a squawk which scares the living crap out of me, bit like Frau D.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...who-andyw.htmlOriginally posted by Kurzon View PostBtw who or what is AndyW? Couldn't help but notice it's on a lot of unrelated polls in other threads!
This should be a sticky....
Other threads :-
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...dyw-prize.html
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...r-existed.html
or google
andyw site:forums.contractoruk.comComment
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sex with robots ?
not after the last time
. stupid thing started going round in circles shouting 'Danger Will Robinson' before shooting me in the scrotum with a laser beam.
took years for the hairs to grow back
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Dr Zachary???Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsex with robots ?
not after the last time . stupid thing started going round in circles shouting 'Danger Will Robinson' before shooting me in the scrotum with a laser beam.
took years for the hairs to grow back
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Trouble is if they become self aware!
BJs limited to birthdays and Quin-annual anniversaries.
Nag function enabled.
Spurious claims of infidelity mollified only by purchase strategies.
Fleece mode in overdrive.
Nympho mode permanently disabled and unable to be hard reset.
What I would would hope is that they have a small re-recognition memory device. Then you could get a few mates and continually swap them them around so they stay in 'new relationship mode' (after a thorough re-bore and new piston sleeves) and never enter 'stale relationship' mode with the above hazards.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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What I would be worried about, is if it gets pregnant!!!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I suspect that when robots become this sophisticated their taste will be rather better than a bunch of overweight IT nerds. In other words, will robots ever want to have sex with your average CUK'er?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Good point, must make sure to always use protection, you can never be sure they'll not lie and say that they're in a non reproductive configuration and then you're into RSA payments!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Who needs something as sophisticated and expensive as a robot? I have sex with a cheese grater, she's just brilliant!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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