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Will we ever want to have sex with robots?

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    #11
    Open source sex robot software will of course be developed by socially awkward men with little practical experience, so there is an overwhelming danger the resulting creations will be given access to the internet and left to learn for themselves, which could be dangerous. I for one find the idea of a mechanical endoskeleton with hydraulic actuators trying to insert vegetables in my arse slightly disconcerting.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      One wonders what apple's offering will be called. My money is on iSwallow.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        One wonders what apple's offering will be called. My money is on iSwallow.
        iCandy

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          iCandy
          That is already owned by the baby pushchair company.
          I have finished my studies and I'm looking for work. If anyone's interested:

          - I make excellent coffee.
          - I'm ethically flexible. Very open-minded.
          - I live within my means, no financial risks, no gambling.
          - I don't have a religion, so no sneaky conversion attempts.
          - I buy the first round.
          - Easily adaptable to new groups, environments... go with the flow type.

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            #15
            iSwallow.

            The bird of your dreams.

            I am so trademarking that.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              We have sex with blow-up dolls, so I don't see why robots should be a problem.
              If you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                If you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
                I don't think you should kill them just because you don't need them any more.

                Robot vacuum cleaner and robots for the home - iRobot
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  If you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
                  I think that's Kent Philips plan B
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    I'm pretty sure that I've had sex with a robot, especially after a session in the pub
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      I'm pretty sure that I've had sex with a robot, especially after a session in the pub
                      Does a furby count as a robot?

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