Open source sex robot software will of course be developed by socially awkward men with little practical experience, so there is an overwhelming danger the resulting creations will be given access to the internet and left to learn for themselves, which could be dangerous. I for one find the idea of a mechanical endoskeleton with hydraulic actuators trying to insert vegetables in my arse slightly disconcerting.
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Will we ever want to have sex with robots?
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One wonders what apple's offering will be called. My money is on iSwallow.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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iCandyOriginally posted by doodab View PostOne wonders what apple's offering will be called. My money is on iSwallow.Comment
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That is already owned by the baby pushchair company.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostiCandyI have finished my studies and I'm looking for work. If anyone's interested:
- I make excellent coffee.
- I'm ethically flexible. Very open-minded.
- I live within my means, no financial risks, no gambling.
- I don't have a religion, so no sneaky conversion attempts.
- I buy the first round.
- Easily adaptable to new groups, environments... go with the flow type.Comment
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iSwallow.
The bird of your dreams.
I am so trademarking that.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWe have sex with blow-up dolls, so I don't see why robots should be a problem.Comment
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I don't think you should kill them just because you don't need them any more.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Robot vacuum cleaner and robots for the home - iRobotWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I think that's Kent Philips plan BOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you have a robot that cleans you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.Coffee's for closersComment
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I'm pretty sure that I've had sex with a robot, especially after a session in the pub
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Does a furby count as a robot?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI'm pretty sure that I've had sex with a robot, especially after a session in the pub
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