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I feel a pub crawl coming on. We just need to find one called the gutter to top it off.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
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If you're drinking cocktails, better make that one drink.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's easy. Stop at two (very excellent) drinks.*
HTH.
*And I don't mean bottles
Speaking of which I have one (only one
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Luckily Tesco stock it. Unluckily it's quite pricey (relatively) and everywhere that sells it by the case is more expensive than buying by the bottle from Tesco.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAh yes, the old Japanese doctor joke.
Wasn't he the bloke who used in vitro fertilisation to grow a young geisha, for his own uses.
But the baby grew a willy and tried to bone him so he punched it out.
Then he got arrested for making an obscene clone fall





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