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    No wonder I'm so rich

    Anglia Ruskin University study finds employees who have regular sex earn more than those who don't | Mail Online

    A study has revealed that not having enough sex can lead to loneliness, social anxiety and depression
    Also found those who have sex at least four times a week get paid 5% more
    People who have no sex get paid 3% less than those who do have sex
    Could be because people who earn well can afford to go on more dates or because they are more attractive to potential partners

    Love Dim
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Does wanking count?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Does wanking count?
      I bloody hope so.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #4
        Do inflatable squirrels count?

        AtW
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          University Study Identifies Bulltulipters
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            University Study Identifies Bulltulipters
            But did they bulltulip about their income or their sex lives? Or both?

            We need to know. I think a survey should be carried out.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              I have sex every night.

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