Lots of smeg.
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Perhaps you need to wash it?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
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West Gloucestershire Art Society???Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBut on the bright side:
WGAS"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Well I did see plenty of artistic looking cross-dressers in London today, singing merrily away in their funny accents. So maybe that was them.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostWest Gloucestershire Art Society???Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWell I did see plenty of artistic looking cross-dressers in London today, singing merrily away in their funny accents. So maybe that was them.
dum dee dum ....
if wgas = West Gloucestershire Art Society
smeg must be the South Midlands erectile gorgonzola
bored bored bored bored bored
sorry. carry on(\__/)
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They make crap overpriced fridges that look nice.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostLots of smeg.
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You got that right, not to mention unreliability. When people keep buying them is a mystery.Originally posted by Sockiearchitect View PostThey make crap overpriced fridges that look nice.
Why would you want one"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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