What's black and white and getting fatter?

[eek]

This pregnancy is going on even longer than the royal baby.

Edinburgh Zoo panda enclosure shut over Tian Tian 'noise sensitivity' | Scotland | News | STV

You have to give Tian Tian points for milking a project.....

If they were a contractor many on here would congratulate them on staying so long....

[MarillionFan]

You have to give Tian Tian points for milking a project.....

If they were a contractor many on here would congratulate them on staying so long....

Yeah but if Suity has done the requirements gathering she's going to be giving birth to a poodle.

[mudskipper]

You have to give Tian Tian points for milking a project.....

If they were a contractor many on here would congratulate them on staying so long....

And milk she is producing.

Pregnant pause: positive signs as Edinburgh panda Tian Tian starts producing milk | Herald Scotland

Ooooh, baby panda(s)! Exciting!

[mudskipper]

"Tian Tian was artificially inseminated using semen from Yang Guang and another panda."

Slut - she doesn't even know who's the daddy.

[SueEllen]

"Tian Tian was artificially inseminated using semen from Yang Guang and another panda."

Slut - she doesn't even know who's the daddy.

To be fair pandas are so damn fussy if they were left to their own devices they would die out.

[mudskipper]

To be fair pandas are so damn fussy if they were left to their own devices they would die out.

I think we could learn a thing or two...

[SimonMac]

"Tian Tian was artificially inseminated using semen from Yang Guang and another panda."

Slut - she doesn't even know who's the daddy.

Jeremy Kyle Panda Style!

[d000hg]

To be fair pandas are so damn fussy if they were left to their own devices they would die out.

So pandas have only been around since humans were able to lend a hand? Are you proposing some sort of Young Earth theory?

[RedSauce]

Not anymore apparently

Edinburgh Zoo panda Tian Tian 'no longer pregnant'

[mudskipper]