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What should I swap my Honda Accord for?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDo you really think a virgin should be making father jokes?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat do your Islington Architect friends drive?
Hard Brexit now!
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I rather like the Mazda 6, or I did the model from a few years back.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThey used to drive Saabs, now its Citroens
1. You are a firm believer in AGW
2. You have to visit all your prime central London BTL properties, which means congestion zone exempt.
3. You read the Guardian
4. You hate the Daily Mail
5. You don't like German cars.
Let's put all this data into a model.......working......working.....working.....d ing!
Top scientist is killed in G-Wiz electric car horror smash | Mail Online
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post... dark skinned son who keeps calling you "Mutha-fkka!"?
Just asking.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAt least you're open with your racism nowadays. That's progress.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostTime to change the family motor ... what should I get?
The limited acceleration and top speed would dovetail very nicely with your stunted cognitive abilities.
HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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