Attn: Developers and Sys or Application Admins

[original PM]

hey testers - why not just test in line with the test plan instead of making it up as you go along...

#just askin loike

[bobspud]

Hang on, I noticed a bug in some of the multi threading control code so I quickly hacked a fix in, it should not change anything else. Whilst I was there I refactored some of the older code too so it should work better.

While you were in there did you make sure that all the hard coded IP addresses that got buried in code the were reset to point back at the Mumbai development servers despite the Environment manager having to spend the previous week finding them and changing them by hand to reflect the Test environment? Oh and dont forget the hardcoded passwords either

[Mich the Tester]

hey testers - why not just test in line with the test plan instead of making it up as you go along...

#just askin loike

Hey managers, why not go and learn a trade instead of postulating on how skilled people should do their jobs?

[original PM]

Hey managers, why not go and learn a trade instead of postulating on how skilled people should do their jobs?

I am NOT a fu<kin manager

[MyUserName]

While you were in there did you make sure that all the hard coded IP addresses that got buried in code the were reset to point back at the Mumbai development servers despite the Environment manager having to spend the previous week finding them and changing them by hand to reflect the Test environment? Oh and dont forget the hardcoded passwords either

Nah, I removed them as it did not look like they were being used.

[The Spartan]

hey testers - why not just test in line with the test plan instead of making it up as you go along...

#just askin loike

Hahaha I'd be happy to deliver what's in a test plan as long as it absolves me of any responsibility afterwards

[Old Greg]

Hey managers, why not go and learn a trade instead of postulating on how skilled people should do their jobs?

Because the pay is awful.

[cojak]

*meanwhile, considers chucking this contract because 3 agents have contacted me about another contract paying £200pd more...*

[Old Greg]

*meanwhile, considers chucking this contract because 3 agents have contacted me about another contract paying £200pd more...*

Do it.

[bobspud]

Do it.

^^
This !