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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

    Only a matter of time before somebody gets home and is murdered by his dishwasher.

    PS Or all world smart dishwashers etc link together and develop pooled intelligence. The real Terminator.
    Sounds like a plot for a story

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post

      Forget beans. I am going to start stockpiling loo roll for the apocalypse.
      the last loo roll of the Apocalypse - has a certain ring to it.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Don't forget to buy a spade so you can dig a latrine in the garden when the bog backs up.
        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-oi-fatty.html
        Last edited by Paddy; 6 August 2013, 09:48.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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