Apparantly a councillor in Bromley wants to introduce a by-law to prevent men from wandering around in public without their shirts on. I am telling you it won't be long before we are all in little blue uniforms.
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Carrying this:-Originally posted by John GaltApparantly a councillor in Bromley wants to introduce a by-law to prevent men from wandering around in public without their shirts on. I am telling you it won't be long before we are all in little blue uniforms.
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I'm half inclined to agree. The sight of a hairy, sweaty oik with a beer gut the size of belgium is not a pretty sight.
Edit: oh and it should be extended to women too. It's just as offputting to see fat-slag types in mini skirts and crop tops with their guts hanging out and thighs the size of redwoods. yeuk!Last edited by ladymuck; 27 July 2006, 13:18.Comment
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You don't find this sexy....
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck
Edit: oh and it should be extended to women too. It's just as offputting to see fat-slag types in mini skirts and crop tops with their guts hanging out and thighs the size of redwoods. yeuk!
Talking from experience ?
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I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.Comment
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Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....Originally posted by ladymuck
I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.Hard Brexit now!
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Result!Originally posted by sasguruOh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
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Originally posted by sasguruOh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
Oh well nevermind !! back to your playboy (or playgirl) mags !
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