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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Indeed. I'll keep well away ...

    Good ! get back to your Pinging IP addresses !

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    I'm nowhere near that attractive, sorry! I think andyw fancies you though.
    Indeed. I'll keep well away ...

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    I'm nowhere near that attractive, sorry! I think andyw fancies you though.

    Steady !!!!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    ...which was of a bearded, sandal-wearing techie cross-dresser.
    I'm nowhere near that attractive, sorry! I think andyw fancies you though.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    SAS you seem to think all the "claimed" ladies of this board are actualy shemales. Is this an obsession, is there something you need to share?
    It's Ok I'm having therapy ...

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  • Andyw
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    I think it's something he needs to share....and quickly !

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    ...which was of a bearded, sandal-wearing techie cross-dresser.
    SAS you seem to think all the "claimed" ladies of this board are actualy shemales. Is this an obsession, is there something you need to share?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
    ...which was of a bearded, sandal-wearing techie cross-dresser.

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....

    Oh well nevermind !! back to your playboy (or playgirl) mags !

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
    Result!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by ladymuck


    I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.
    Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....

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  • ladymuck
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    I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by ladymuck

    Edit: oh and it should be extended to women too. It's just as offputting to see fat-slag types in mini skirts and crop tops with their guts hanging out and thighs the size of redwoods. yeuk!

    Talking from experience ?

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  • ladymuck
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    Oddly enough, no!

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  • darmstadt
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    You don't find this sexy....

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