Project Gangnam Style

[Bunk]

Take your baseline, put in in a requirements freeze, call thrice daily scrums in the war room, starting with a kick-off meeting and check all deliverables against the product risk matrix, then synergize your resources into a crack commando that delivers a top class HR solution to your stakeholders.

I'm feeling slightly sick now.

I don't see enough blue sky thinking in your plan.

[Mich the Tester]

I don't see enough blue sky thinking in your plan.

Well I tried to avoid any form of thinking actually.

[suityou01]

Hey Suity, dont get me wrong, you sound like a US Navy Seal at times, the man to get things done, but every time you post about your new gig I get the feeling of Deja Vu.

Its the same thing again and again, 10 interviews before you get the gig, you go in and find that the project is in a tulip state, you then admirably turn it around and show the PM how things are done, project is back on track and going great and you get sacked. Rinse repeat in various parts of UK, Germany and some other countries you managed to get in.

But you are wrong. This was one telephone interview, not 10.

Never been sacked.

Oh wait, I know, you're a fool.

[suityou01]

Take your baseline, put in in a requirements freeze, call thrice daily scrums in the war room, starting with a kick-off meeting and check all deliverables against the product risk matrix, then synergize your resources into a crack commando that delivers a top class HR solution to your stakeholders.

I'm feeling slightly sick now.

That's what happens when you where blue and green together

[Mich the Tester]

That's what happens when you where blue and green together

Says the man with the star trek t-shirt.

[suityou01]

Says the man with the star trek t-shirt.

Back to the future, actually

Did you get accolades for being observant in your time as a manager

[Mich the Tester]

Back to the future, actually

Did you get accolades for being observant in your time as a manager

Look, it was a sci-fi related theme alright, I'm supposed to look at 'the bigger picture', take a helicopter view and so on; how am I supposed to read the bloody t-shirt from a helicopter?

[TheFaQQer]

That's what happens when you where blue and green together

wear

FFS

[Mich the Tester]

Anyway, iirc I was wearing my aquamarine shoes.

[Epiphone]

Well done. You've read Projects For Dummies and used all the buzzwords on the cheat sheet.