What's the most ridiculous....

[Old Greg]

Is your QC's opinion that you should practice yoga so that you will definitely be able to touch your toes when HMRC come calling

I am an off-shore corporate entity, so not much risk of that.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I am an off-shore corporate entity, so not much risk of that.

I wouldn't be so sure http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/news/lsle-of-man-disclosure.pdf

Tax Agreement with Jersey comes into force - Isle of Man Public Services -

There's lots of others but I couldn't be bothered to hyperlink them all

[Old Greg]

I wouldn't be so sure http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/news/lsle-of-man-disclosure.pdf

Tax Agreement with Jersey comes into force - Isle of Man Public Services -

There's lots of others but I couldn't be bothered to hyperlink them all

Here in the Netherlands Antilles (as we still like to call ourselves) we are untroubled by such trifles.

[v8gaz]

D'you think you could maybe stop making yourself look any more of a moron? This is supposed to be a professional forum.

[Old Greg]

D'you think you could maybe stop making yourself look any more of a moron? This is supposed to be a professional forum.

Then I suggest you abide by its rules.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Here in the Netherlands Antilles (as we still like to call ourselves) we are untroubled by such trifles.

Nice try http://www.oecd.org/tax/exchange-of-...n/46424583.pdf

[NotAllThere]

D'you think you could maybe stop making yourself look any more of a moron? This is supposed to be a professional forum.

Not any more it isn't. Moved to General.

[SimonMac]

D'you think you could maybe stop making yourself look any more of a moron? This is supposed to be a professional forum.

Its General, carry on children

[Old Greg]

Nice try http://www.oecd.org/tax/exchange-of-...n/46424583.pdf

Obviously it's more complex than that but commercial confidentiality would prevent me sharing the full details on a public forum.

[SimonMac]

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