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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?
    Had a flick the the Next catalogue the other week and it appears they had airbrushed the nips out of a couple of the lacy numbers

    Good old One A Day saved the day.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Good old One A Day saved the day.
      So CUK is going to be black-listed and we'll have to opt in just to mock MF and see if SY is dead yet?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        There could be a ‘plan b’ here. Hen pecked husbands are not going to opt in. You could opt in and charge for connecting to your wifi.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Had a flick the the Next catalogue the other week and it appears they had airbrushed the nips out of a couple of the lacy numbers

          Good old One A Day saved the day.
          Think again

          Yahoo starts restricting porn on Tumblr | Death and Taxes
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
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              #16
              Originally posted by proggy View Post
              I think so, sadly using the women's underwear section as wanking material after using online porn will be like Keith Richards trying to get high on an aspirin.
              My mum used to wonder why some of the pages got stuck together
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #17
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                My mum used to wonder why some of the pages got stuck together
                Didn't you just replace it under your Dad's side of the bed?
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
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                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Orange had CUK blocked - I had to phone and say I wanted to access smut to be able to get to it.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      I still have a dog eared copy of Razzle from the late 80's somewhere
                      Isn't dog-eared pornography illegal everywhere except Germany these days?
                      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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