Holiday Reading

[shaunbhoy]

Reading a dull book is what introverted friendless dullards do whilst it rains all day in the monsoon.

To be fair, he also does colouring!!

[sasguru]

On holiday we tend to water ski, hire a speed boat or jet ski, dine in nice restaurants, have conversation with people, laugh, dance, sunbathe, go for a few drinks, sight see and shag like rabbits etc.

I know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.

[Old Hack]

I know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.

Stupid man, of course you can do all of these things in Bognor.

I think of all the most stupid things one can do in the world, spending thousands going to a place where most of the day it will be pissing it down is right up there.

Diving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.

[shaunbhoy]

Diving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.

But so very "sas"!

[DimPrawn]

Stupid man, of course you can do all of these things in Bognor.

I think of all the most stupid things one can do in the world, spending thousands going to a place where most of the day it will be pissing it down is right up there.

Diving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.

It's where the Islington Architects go don't you know. Or it is in sasguru's Walter Mitty-esque wibbly head anyway.

[northernladyuk]

I know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.

He is the local skank.

[Gibbon]

Caesaris Bello Civili, nunc sola lingua latina lego.

[sasguru]

I feel sorry for you morons.
Not sorry enough to spare a thought for your sad, miserable little lives when I'm holiday though.



Anyway, gotta go, some invoice writing is called for

[DimPrawn]

Caesaris Bello Civili, nunc sola lingua latina lego.

Latina legover

[sasguru]

He is the local skank.

We'll take your word for it.