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I know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOn holiday we tend to water ski, hire a speed boat or jet ski, dine in nice restaurants, have conversation with people, laugh, dance, sunbathe, go for a few drinks, sight see and shag like rabbits etc.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.

Hard Brexit now!
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Stupid man, of course you can do all of these things in Bognor.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.


I think of all the most stupid things one can do in the world, spending thousands going to a place where most of the day it will be pissing it down is right up there.
Diving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.Comment
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But so very "sas"!Originally posted by Old Hack View PostDiving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.
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It's where the Islington Architects go don't you know. Or it is in sasguru's Walter Mitty-esque wibbly head anyway.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostStupid man, of course you can do all of these things in Bognor.
I think of all the most stupid things one can do in the world, spending thousands going to a place where most of the day it will be pissing it down is right up there.
Diving, in the monsoon. Classically stupid.
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He is the local skank.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI know you're lying because you can't do those things in Bognor.
Well except shag the local skanks. Which probably explains your present condition.


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Caesaris Bello Civili, nunc sola lingua latina lego.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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I feel sorry for you morons.
Not sorry enough to spare a thought for your sad, miserable little lives when I'm holiday though.


Anyway, gotta go, some invoice writing is called for
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostCaesaris Bello Civili, nunc sola lingua latina lego.
Latina legover
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We'll take your word for it.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe is the local skank.Hard Brexit now!
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