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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Fancy a drink?
    I've heard about the type of establishments you drink at.....

    Im in! This time try to remember the no touching rule please.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I've heard about the type of establishments you drink at.....

      Im in! This time try to remember the no touching rule please.
      It's full of yanks. The bird on the next table has had too much free wine and is going on about showing her tits. If it wasn't for the fact she looks like Sasgurus Mum I could be excited.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        It's full of yanks. The bird on the next table has had too much free wine and is going on about showing her tits. If it wasn't for the fact she looks like Sasgurus Mum I could be excited.
        Flash your's back!

        Okay. So seriously. You are still too sober. Get p1ssed!

        Careful of the feree wine - its probably poor quality. You dont want a hangover. Make sure you drink a litre of water before you go to bed too.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Flash your's back!

          Okay. So seriously. You are still too sober. Get p1ssed!

          Careful of the feree wine - its probably poor quality. You dont want a hangover. Make sure you drink a litre of water before you go to bed too.
          It's a quarter past seven. Free bar finishes at 7.30! A couple more glasses of free wine and I should be in bed by 8.30, all alone with my mobile phone charging with a two prong plug. Living the dream man, living the dream!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Not again!

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              I've just been out to look at the moon with my binos. I need some better binos.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                I've just been out to look at the moon with my binos. I need some better binos.
                Or a better moon.

                PM SimonMac.

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                  Flip!
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Flip!
                    Still early
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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