Still on bench and might have to sleep on it as well

[lilelvis2000]

I've had a rough few days, was told on Friday I did not get gig after interview last tuesday.

On Monday was summonsed by lawyers as other half wanted me out of house.

Spent all day with lawyers, managed to secure agreement to be out by just before end of month but with limited access to the house on certain days and hours.

Cost me an arm and leg in lawyer fees.

Good job we are having a heatwave at least the bench is warm.

(yes I did know this was coming I was intending to move out when I was "boomed"!)

When the wife has here twice daily screaming sessions I think my life is so tulipe. Then I read about others whose life is worse.

Good luck

[vetran]

When the wife has here twice daily screaming sessions I think my life is so tulipe. Then I read about others whose life is worse.

Good luck

Were I religious I would thank God daily as our lives are so blessed. Instead I just smile happily to myself.

We are mostly very lucky, we could have been born in a cruddy little village in war torn Africa. Anything after that looks good.

[Paddy]

When the wife has here twice daily screaming sessions I think my life is so tulipe. Then I read about others whose life is worse.

Good luck

Twice daily screaming! I used to dream of only twice daily screaming!

[DimPrawn]

Twice daily screaming! I used to dream of only twice daily screaming!

Aye.

[sasguru]

When the wife has here twice daily screaming sessions I think my life is so tulipe. Then I read about others whose life is worse.

Good luck

Twice daily screaming! I used to dream of only twice daily screaming!

Aye.

Feck me.
No one can really know another person but did you lot know anything about the woman you married?

[Paddy]

Feck me.
No one can really know another person but did you lot know anything about the woman you married?

There is some sort of metamorphosis that women undergo after the honeymoon.

[doodab]

Feck me.
No one can really know another person but did you lot know anything about the woman you married?

Some people say love is blind, but really it's just incredibly stupid.

[DimPrawn]

Feck me.
No one can really know another person but did you lot know anything about the woman you married?

Only what it said on the advert.

[TheFaQQer]

Aye.

Well, of course, I had it tough.

She used to thrash me to sleep at night wi' a broken bottle if I were lucky.

[doodab]

Only what it said on the advert.

Wipe clean? Puncture resistant?