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Courtesy of Pam Ayres:Originally posted by zeitghost
My mother had a flit gun
‘twas not devoid of charm
A bit of flit shot out of it
The rest shot up her arm."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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So, this empathising with the totty, is it getting you any nearer having a shag than calling all the blokes repressed homosexuals?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAgreed. Now she has phrased it like that, it isn't looking good.
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there's nothing worse than repressed homosexuals. give us a kiss
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Looks like someone's been having to work for Jews again.Originally posted by Churchill View PostSo, this empathising with the totty, is it getting you any nearer having a shag than calling all the blokes repressed homosexuals?
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