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Previously on "Posters with female names"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    So, this empathising with the totty, is it getting you any nearer having a shag than calling all the blokes repressed homosexuals?

    Just asking, like.
    Looks like someone's been having to work for Jews again.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    there's nothing worse than repressed homosexuals. give us a kiss



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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Agreed. Now she has phrased it like that, it isn't looking good.
    So, this empathising with the totty, is it getting you any nearer having a shag than calling all the blokes repressed homosexuals?

    Just asking, like.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Courtesy of Pam Ayres:

    My mother had a flit gun
    ‘twas not devoid of charm
    A bit of flit shot out of it
    The rest shot up her arm.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Agreed. I think you're fighting a losing battle here though MS.
    Agreed. Now she has phrased it like that, it isn't looking good.

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  • northernladyuk
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    That's nice. I think I'll frame that and pop it on the old man's kennel wall.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    This isn't about equality. It's about not behaving like a tosser.
    Agreed. I think you're fighting a losing battle here though MS.

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  • SimonMac
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    In Business, Act Like a Gentleman, Behave Like a Lady | LinkedIn

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd be frightened I'd find you in there.
    Very interesting.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Has everyone who posts on here got a dirty mind?
    No they're all quite respectable except for you and me.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Does the pope tulip in the woods?
    Only when caught short whilst buggering choirboys.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Take a look in your closet.
    I'd be frightened I'd find you in there.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Has everyone who posts on here got a dirty mind?
    Does the pope tulip in the woods?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yeah right.

    How's Narnia?
    Take a look in your closet.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Don't worry too much. She's unlikely to fall to your level.
    Yeah right.

    How's Narnia?

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