hairy muffs! Porn from the 70's looks like Terry Waites allotment
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List of things you don't see nowadays...
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostDixons.I bought £6000 worth of shares in Dixons in 1998. Do you know how much they're worth now?
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostI bought £6000 worth of shares in Dixons in 1998. Do you know how much they're worth now?
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Rag & Bone Cart
Corona Delivery truck
French Onion seller on bicycles
Perambulators"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Tastefully dressed contractors
dishonest agents
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Air raid siren tests
Although technically this should be in the "List of things you don't hear nowadays" threadCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostAir raid siren tests
Although technically this should be in the "List of things you don't hear nowadays" thread“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I forgot the other cold war relic
Fighter jets practicing low level manouvers in the lake district
Air shows only nowCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI forgot the other cold war relic
Fighter jets practicing low level manouvers in the lake district
Air shows only now
https://www.gov.uk/government/upload..._July_2013.pdfWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAlthough technically not an air raid siren, we have tests a couple of times of the year of a siren as there is a rather large chemical company (Merck) here. You can hear it for miles and the first time I heard it I tulip myself: DarmstadtNews.de | Probealarm"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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