It's ladies tennis time again

[Mich the Tester]

Wimbledon 2013: Maria Sharapova plays keepy-uppy | Mail Online

[Pondlife]

I'm not sure she needs a top with Just Do It written on it.

I think it's a given that we would.

[shaunbhoy]

There are few finer sights or sounds in top class sport than a sweaty Sharapova noisily grunting her way to victory!!

[Mich the Tester]

There are few finer sights or sounds in top class sport than a sweaty Sharapova noisily grunting !!

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After all, who cares about the result? I don't even understand the scoring system.

[Mich the Tester]

I wonder if she ever shared a shower with that Kournikova bird?

[Mich the Tester]

A few signs of old hamstring strains on the back of her left thigh there. She obviously needs regular massages. Now what rate would the boys ask for doing that?

[original PM]

keepy uppy - certianly keeping me uppy!

[Platypus]

plays keepy-uppy

I thought that was a reference to the rather low standard of ladies' tennis whereby they just seem to hit the ball to one another for minutes at a time

[Mich the Tester]

I thought that was a reference to the rather low standard of ladies' tennis whereby they just seem to hit the ball to one another for minutes at a time

ball?

hit to one another?

What's that got to do with the standard of ladies' tennis?

[Platypus]

ball?

hit to one another?

What's that got to do with the standard of ladies' tennis?

Ah. You see, female tennis players are a bit like exuberant puppies, so they throw a ball onto the pitch which they chase around while their frilly panties and micro skirts wave around in the breeze. This keeps them occupied while they keep us occupied.