For our more rotund members

[vetran]

Britons getting fatter despite consuming fewer calories - Telegraph

On average adults weigh up to 30 pounds, 14kg, more than they did 30 years ago despite a 20 per cent drop in daily calorie intake.
Although they are consuming the equivalent of a burger and chips or three pints of Guinness less they are also less active than those of the same age were in the 1980s, the Institute of Fiscal studies claims.

If you went down t' pit you could have another 3 pints of Guinness.

[Paddy]

But it has nothing to do with the increased amount of steroids fed to farm animals that finds its way into the food chain.

[minestrone]

I was out running yesterday and some fat bastard in his garden asked me to go to the shops for him.

Never even said please so I ignored him, much to his obvious displeasure.

[vetran]

I was out running yesterday and some fat bastard in his garden asked me to go to the shops for him.

Never even said please so I ignored him, much to his obvious displeasure.

was he trying to work out where to put his Eco shed now the wife has kicked him out of the house for upsetting the Nanny by watching porn?