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Do you practice on a melon?

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    Do you practice on a melon?

    Do you like to give all the melons in the supermarket a good squeeze? Or do you prefer to cut a hole in the side and have a nice fruity wank? Not in the supermarket obviously, that would be weird!
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Do you like to give all the melons in the supermarket a good squeeze? Or do you prefer to cut a hole in the side and have a nice fruity wank? Not in the supermarket obviously, that would be weird!
    You'er not getting any, are you
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      Note to self: Cross melons off shopping list
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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