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SantaClaus replied

17 June 2013, 14:52
Note to self: Cross melons off shopping list
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alreadypacked replied

17 June 2013, 14:40
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Do you like to give all the melons in the supermarket a good squeeze? Or do you prefer to cut a hole in the side and have a nice fruity wank? Not in the supermarket obviously, that would be weird!

You'er not getting any, are you
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doodab started a topic Do you practice on a melon?

17 June 2013, 13:29
Do you practice on a melon?

Do you like to give all the melons in the supermarket a good squeeze? Or do you prefer to cut a hole in the side and have a nice fruity wank? Not in the supermarket obviously, that would be weird!
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