So you've pulled Nigella Lawson...

[sasguru]

Again, the irony

I think you're beginning to understand it, yes.

[Old Hack]

hey I worked hard the last two weeks spring cleaning the house - I'm allowed a bit of wife-beating before I start work again.

FTFY

[Old Hack]

I think you're beginning to understand it, yes.

Well, you're a great teacher

[sasguru]

FTFY

This obsessive, compulsive urge to repeat is the very antithesis of wit. What causes it do you think?

[Old Hack]

This obsessive, compulsive urge to repeat is the very antithesis of wit. What causes it do you think?

It's OK, enough of the irony sas, you've taught me well

[sasguru]

It's OK, enough of the irony sas, you've taught me well

I doubt it. You're not smart enough.

[Old Hack]

I doubt it. You're not smart enough.

What have we had today?

Reference to how Rich you are - Check.
Reference to how intelligent you are - Check.

[sasguru]

What have we had today?

Reference to how Rich you are - Check.
Reference to how intelligent you are - Check.

Do facts usually cause this much consternation in your psyche?

[Old Hack]

Do facts usually cause this much consternation in your psyche?

Not facts, no, not at all.

[sasguru]

Not facts, no, not at all.

Ah that's good then.
It's wise to accept that there will always be people wealthier and more intelligent than you.