So you've pulled Nigella Lawson...

[BrilloPad]

You see sas, here you get it wrong again, for I don't beat my wife, nor drink beer. Nice to see you keep striking out

Does one HAVE to do one or the other?

[Old Hack]

Does one HAVE to do one or the other?

I think to be in a beer drinking, wife beating thread it helps

[Zippy]

In these days of equality and so on, [why] is it still deemed 'special' for a man to hit a woman? Simply the difference in physical strength?

I'm not sure it is special. It's just when a man hits a woman it tends to do more damage (unless the woman is someone like Nicola Adams)

[Ketchup]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?



Nothing, she has already been told twice

[Old Greg]

Having checked Google Cache I can confirm that SAS had not, repeat NOT, changed his signature.

[shaunbhoy]

So by your own standards you are a fool.

Not only by his own standards. A real consensus is growing.

[sasguru]

Having checked Google Cache I can confirm that SAS had not, repeat NOT, changed his signature.

No tulip Sherlock.

[sasguru]

Not only by his own standards. A real consensus is growing.

You're all bright and early today.
Did the missus finally find your willy amid the mounds of flesh and give you a tug?

Sorry I can't play today, I've got some work to do.

[shaunbhoy]

Did the missus finally find your willy amid the mounds of flesh and give you a tug?

Yes she did thank you. That really is some wife you have there.
Whilst she was tugging it she called it "The Incredible Hulk", and afterwards she reverted to calling it sasguru.
She then prattled on for a while about the list of housekeeping chores she had assigned you for the day, then left for work.
You should hang onto her, you really should. They really broke the mould.
Which is a bit of a shame for the zeppelin industry.

[vetran]

Saatchi accepts a caution.

not sure that is enough but its better than nothing.