So you've pulled Nigella Lawson...

[sasguru]

Ah, now this is as clear an indication of your stupidity as you could have mustered, and I'd love to thank you for it, if I could believe you knew you were doing it.

Too funny for words

Irony, son.

[Old Hack]

Irony, son.

You're slowly getting there...

[sasguru]

You're slowly getting there...

Just out of interest, why did you delete your sig?

[Old Hack]

Just out of interest, why did you delete your sig?

Because, I realised from looking at yours, that it was a bit childish.

[sasguru]

Because, I realised from looking at yours, that it was a bit childish.

You lie fluently.

[Old Hack]

You lie fluently.

That's actually the truth, but I can understand your issue with dealing with the truth...

[sasguru]

That's actually the truth, ...

Fair enough, I wouldn't have though childishness would have stopped you.
I am quite childish though.

Anyway taking the piss out of you has made the Monday fly by.
It's back to work tomorrow I'm afraid, so you'll have to find someone else to obsessively stalk.

[Old Hack]

Fair enough, I wouldn't have though childishness would have stopped you.
I am quite childish though.

Anyway taking the piss out of you has made the Monday fly by.
It's back to work tomorrow I'm afraid, so you'll have to find someone else to obsessively stalk.

I don't think you have a monopoly on that.

You realise how silly you look posting stuff like this.

[proggy]

5 hours later, still going on!

[sasguru]

You realise how silly you look posting stuff like this.

Oh sorry, oh wise, witty and not at all OCD stalkerish and repetitive one.