Online Dating comes to contractorUK

[Lola]

Gender: Female

Age: 26

Location: Surrey

About me:

Single, one love child from a one night stand with a CUK member

[hyperD]

Gender: Female

Age: 26

Location: Surrey

About me:

Single, one love child from a one night stand with a CUK member

Oh AtW you moustachioed cavalier, I blame the Stolichnaya!

[MarillionFan]

Gender: Male
Marital Status: Single
Age: 25
Location: In my mansion
Little something about you: Sauve, sophisticated, athletic multi-millionaire male, all own hair, ripped, part time model, hung like a donkey, film star looks, member of mensa, compulsive liar.

[northernladuk]

What do i like most in a woman?


My cock

Isn't that racist?

[northernladyuk]

Gender: Female (post-op and minimal scarring)
Age: A lady prefers not to say
Marital status: It’s complicated
Location: Very flexible
About me: I manage a successful family-run service industry business. I’m looking for a generous, open-minded and well-connected gentleman of independent means. Preferably with an expert interest in accountancy.

[SandyD]

Gender: Female (post-op and minimal scarring)
Age: A lady prefers not to say
Marital status: It’s complicated
Location: Very flexible
About me: I manage a successful family-run service industry business. I’m looking for a generous, open-minded and well-connected gentleman of independent means. Preferably with an expert interest in accountancy.

[northernladyuk]

I do like a GSOH.

[SandyD]

Yeh we forgot to add stuff to the form, like body type, hobbies, sexual/political orientation, star sign, height, weight, eye and hair colour, spiritual or religious beliefs !!
Not sure if we can produce comic answers to all of these !

[DimPrawn]

Dimprawn - millionaire

Simples!

[Old Greg]

Dimprawn - millionaire

Simples!

Urban Dictionary: dim prawn