Reply to: Online Dating comes to contractorUK

[PandaBoy]

Gender: male
Marital Status: single
Age: 23
Location: Florida/Bristol
Little something about you: wants a women who can be my slave =D

If there is anyone that uses matchmaker.com, hit me up. Its the online dating site that i go to. You can get other peoples reviews at www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/matchmaker-com/ to see how good it is.

[Old Greg]

Oi!!!!

It's been there for years. Still, cheer up: Urban Dictionary: Assguru

[MarillionFan]

My personal favourite: Urban Dictionary: Cuntractor

Oi!!!!

[Old Greg]

cuksocker is legendary...

My personal favourite: Urban Dictionary: Cuntractor

[AtW]

Urban Dictionary: dim prawn

cuksocker is legendary...

[MaryPoppins]

Urban Dictionary: dim prawn

Ha! I really wish I could poz you up for that

[Old Greg]

Dimprawn - millionaire

Simples!

Urban Dictionary: dim prawn

[DimPrawn]

Dimprawn - millionaire

Simples!

[SandyD]

Yeh we forgot to add stuff to the form, like body type, hobbies, sexual/political orientation, star sign, height, weight, eye and hair colour, spiritual or religious beliefs !!
Not sure if we can produce comic answers to all of these !

[northernladyuk]

I do like a GSOH.

[SandyD]

Gender: Female (post-op and minimal scarring)
Age: A lady prefers not to say
Marital status: It’s complicated
Location: Very flexible
About me: I manage a successful family-run service industry business. I’m looking for a generous, open-minded and well-connected gentleman of independent means. Preferably with an expert interest in accountancy.

[northernladyuk]

Gender: Female (post-op and minimal scarring)
Age: A lady prefers not to say
Marital status: It’s complicated
Location: Very flexible
About me: I manage a successful family-run service industry business. I’m looking for a generous, open-minded and well-connected gentleman of independent means. Preferably with an expert interest in accountancy.

[northernladuk]

What do i like most in a woman?


My cock

Isn't that racist?

[MarillionFan]

Gender: Male
Marital Status: Single
Age: 25
Location: In my mansion
Little something about you: Sauve, sophisticated, athletic multi-millionaire male, all own hair, ripped, part time model, hung like a donkey, film star looks, member of mensa, compulsive liar.

[hyperD]

Gender: Female

Age: 26

Location: Surrey

About me:

Single, one love child from a one night stand with a CUK member

Oh AtW you moustachioed cavalier, I blame the Stolichnaya!