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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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http://ec.europa.eu/euraxess/links/c...dnabananas.pdf
He has more Banana DNA than Indian. Perhaps he should visit all the Banana plantations"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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You think his great great grandma was into some freaky stuff with fruit?Originally posted by Paddy View Posthttp://ec.europa.eu/euraxess/links/c...dnabananas.pdf
He has more Banana DNA than Indian. Perhaps he should visit all the Banana plantations
Now I have to google for banana pussy insertion just to satisfy my curiousity.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I would have pointed you here: Membership Application but i suspect this is more relevant: The Bananenbar and Bananenclub, Lapdance, Live Erotic Entertainment in the Amsterdam Red Light DistrictOriginally posted by doodab View PostYou think his great great grandma was into some freaky stuff with fruit?
Now I have to google for banana pussy insertion just to satisfy my curiousity.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Strangely enough, I have been thereOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostI would have pointed you here: Membership Application but i suspect this is more relevant: The Bananenbar and Bananenclub, Lapdance, Live Erotic Entertainment in the Amsterdam Red Light District
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Oddly youporn has no hits when you search for celery. I wonder why that is.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Because it's disgusting.Originally posted by doodab View PostOddly youporn has no hits when you search for celery. I wonder why that is.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yes, cucumbers and bananas seem much more popular. I wonder which is the most popular porn vegetable?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBecause it's disgusting.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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